Dayvorce

My brother and his wife are getting a divorce after 37 years of marriage. I am sick of her anyway. I just hate to see the pain that my brother is going through. Poor guy doesn't realize what a favor she is doing him. The last joke is a favorite of his, I am posting this today in honor of his impending freedom from the Nagger.

An ex-spouse is like an inflamed appendix, they cause a lot of pain and suffering, but after it's removed you find you didn't need it anyway!

Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common?
A. In any case, someone's going to lose their trailer...

The difference between Saddam Hussein & your Ex? By comparison, Saddam's demands are very, very fair!

The farmer went into a lawyer's office and said, "I want one of them there dayvorces."


The lawyer said, "Do you have grounds?"

The farmer said, "Yes, I have 140 acres."

The lawyer said, "No you don't understand. Do you have a case?"

The farmer said, "No, I have a John Deere."

The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a grudge?"

The farmer said, "Yes, that's what I park my John Deere under every night."

The lawyer said, "You still don't understand. Do you have a suit?"

The farmer said, "Yes, I wear it to church every Sunday."

The lawyer said, "Does she beat you up?"

The farmer said, "No, we both get up about 4:30 every morning."

The lawyer said, "Is she a nagger?"

The farmer said, "No, she's a little ol' white gal, but the last youngen' she had was a nagger. That's why I want a dayvorce."